Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Adam Moss DeathWatch, Part I

Um, Caroline... What's the statute of limitations on apologies?

Will you forgive us? Our fling with Adam is officially over. To wit:


We'd make it bigger, but frankly, it frightens us. Anyway, this is the (current) main page of what was formerly a great publication. Now, of course, it's of such low quality that we hear Clay Felker is using it to line the cage of his aged parakeet.

A list of the current headlines:

Redneck or Zombie: From Land of the Dead to the Dukes of Hazzard, our guide to the horror glut.

Look Book: The Perfect Family: "We are beautiful people inside and out."

GOP Sugar Daddies: An enterprising duo created a Wall Street network of donors, but did they get hoodwinked?

Celebrity Psychos: From telephone rage to an already legendary Manchurian romance, it is the summer they went all mad.

The Perfect Fish: How do you tell good from bad? How do you cook fish? Plus, get the results of our taste test.

Next, and, man, we hate to bring this up -- cuz it's such a cheap shot! -- but, Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, Ken Tucker sucks.

It turns out that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is half goofy-great, and half just a goof.

Yuck. Thanks Emily Nussbaum! It's a real step up from... what's that guy's name? The one who left NYM and then hitched his wagon to David Remnick? Yeah, David Fucking Denby.

To be continued...

2 Comments:

TG said...

i'm so adding you to my faves list. i've been feeling grumpy about the fact that i hated NY mag from day one of moss. he's just beat the life out of it. i used to keep it around for a week and yes, read it cover to cover; now it doesn't even get me through 22 minutes on the stairclimber. it's soooooo boring and awful and sad

1:51 PM  
Daniel said...

Hello, I want to meet some other local people who, like me, are interested in irish dancing. I've found this site (irish dancing). Are there any other ways of meeting similar people?
Many thanks

9:15 PM  

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