Not A Bad Way to Go, No?

Until tonight, to my knowledge I had never heard of U.S. Circuit Judge John Roberts Jr., Bush's apparent nominee for the Supreme Court vacancy. But I gather some conservatives are upset. I have advice for them - get over it! The reason is very simple -- in case you haven't noticied [sic] it, we are at WAR! Quite recently fifty-five or so Britons and others were blown to death in the London tubes at the hands of Islamofascists.

(Now, although the sentence is a little anatomically confused, it does adequately describe our death wish -- just substitute "Katie Holmes" for "Islamofascists." Needless to say, the most offensive thing here is not Mr. Simon's appalling lack of respect for the English language; it's his notion that, somehow, acts of terrorism diminish the importance of a Supreme Court nomination.)