What Ever Happened To 'Fading Quietly Into Obscurity'?

So, some silly bastard -- "The Hon. Ben Jones" -- wants the American public to ignore the movie version of The Dukes of Hazzard.

Well, we ain't gonna take the advice of someone who hasn't even seen the damn thing!

"From all I have seen and heard," says Cooter, "the "Dukes" movie is a sleazy insult to all of us who have cared about the "Dukes of Hazzard" for so long."

(Well, sheeeeit, that's good enough for us!)

Cooter also says:

Sure it bothers me that they wanted nothing to do with the cast of our show, but what bothers me much more is the profanity[-]laced script with blatant sexual situations that mocks the good clean family values of our series. Now, anybody who knows me knows that I'm not a prude. But this kind of toilet humor has no place in Hazzard County. Rather than honoring our legendary show, they have chosen to degrade it.

'Course, this all sounds mighty delightful, but for the sad, sad fact that TDOH is rated PG-13 -- not exactly the stuff that sticky bedsheets are made of.

Then again, we don't recommend taking the word of a) a former politician, and b) someone who professes to have "appear[ed] as an actor in over two hundred films," when the meticulous IMDb lists only thirteen (four of which are Hazzard-related).