Beautiful Condi? Ugh.

Malkin's pissed off again. What's new, right? Ah, but this time it's kinda cute... Admittedly, the chuckle is sub rosa, but that's better than nothing, no?

Here's the 411, People: drag your cursor over the two photos of "Dr." Rice.

The first is called "Beezlebub [sic] Condi," the second "Beautiful Condi."

Yes, folks, this has all the marks of "professional" journalism [we totally heart quotation marks-as-shorthand for as if...].

Hi, Miss Broccoli!