Nobody Asked Us, Either

We don't never get tagged -- it's not in our blood to play nice on the playground! -- but we saw this over at Roy's and feel compelled to do likewise, gents:


Four jobs you've had in your life: Blockbuster Video bitch, Borders Books "information desk" clerk, newspaper columnist, Liz Claiborne intern -- really!


Four movies you could watch over and over: Home for the Holidays, Time Indefinite, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Booty Call. Merely thinking the words sea donkey cracks us up.


Four places you've lived: Queens, Brooklyn, Boston, Southwest Connecticut.


Four TV shows you love to watch: Married... With Children, Arrested Development, Taxi, first season of Monk. The episodes with the Sharona replacement are awful.


Four places you've been on vacation: London, Acadia, Sarasota, Texas.


Four websites you visit daily: Mr. TBogg, Hewitt, InstaTesticle, The New Republic.


Four of your favorite foods: Spaghetti, onions, orange juice with lots o' pulp, Gubbins' biscotti.


Four places you'd rather be: Taipei, that little village near Chandigarh, Mexicali Blues in Arlington, VA, Philadelphia.