Yeah, We're That Fucking Lazy
Another biographical detail that Perc neglected to mention is that -- we have this on very solid intel -- she had a smokin' southern belle roomie during her junior year who possessed neither the capacity to clean nor cook.
Probably owing to her lustful fanaticism of Remington Steele, Rushdie appraised her as a solid "A-".
As if...
Probably owing to her lustful fanaticism of Remington Steele, Rushdie appraised her as a solid "A-".
As if...
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In fact, the - in A- was for her confession that she had attended a Star Trek convention and it "changed her life."
We could not have cared less that she was not domestic. But then, we never actually had to live with her.
If I had a dollar for every time one of the males in your cohort upstairs tried to nuzzle her knocks, man... I wouldn't be studying for the bar right now...
I WISH I'd kept the international illustration chart for properly washing the dishes, too. That thing was classic.
"nuzzle her knocks"... oh, that's priceless. I confess!
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