Apparently, Lopez Isn't the Most Retarded Corner Contributor

Roy once wrote, "When they open the Hack Hall of Fame, Roger L. Simon gets in on the first ballot."


Still true, but Andrew Stuttaford will keep him company:


So a totalitarian regime wants a film-maker to help design an Olympic spectacle. According to this report, Steven Spielberg is pleased to oblige. Well, I guess that Leni Riefenstahl is no longer around to help out...