Jesus, Jeff... Do You Kiss Your Kid With that Mouth?
Jeff "Protein Wisdom" Goldstein shames us libruls with a demonstration of the Right's superior sense of blogospheric "civility":
Riiiight. Like I'm going to answer that and let you finish getting yourself off.
Sorry. You're going to have to insert some other guy's cockswallowing into your masturbatory fantasies.
Although I will say this for you: nice tits, furbag!
We wouldn't even note it except that the conservobloggers -- especially the Hewitt/InstaTesticle types -- insist on making the (dubious) fact that they're such fucking gentlemen such a point of pride.
In the words of the waiter in Booty Call, "Nigga, please."
We'll say this for our side: We might not be "civilized" -- or whatever -- but, by the same token, we recognize how futile is to suggest otherwise.
And that's just fine. Because as our man Pat Moynihan probably never said, All politics is ugly.
UPDATE: A link on from Atrios...Good Christ.
ANOTHER UPDATE: We can't get onto our own damn site and know relatively nothing about servers and such. The ship will right itself, no?
Oh, and please do toss us on your blogroll, if you don't mind. We're even more desperate for attention than Alicublog!
AH, BETTER NOW: Since you're here, please see Gubbins, the best writer south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Riiiight. Like I'm going to answer that and let you finish getting yourself off.
Sorry. You're going to have to insert some other guy's cockswallowing into your masturbatory fantasies.
Although I will say this for you: nice tits, furbag!
We wouldn't even note it except that the conservobloggers -- especially the Hewitt/InstaTesticle types -- insist on making the (dubious) fact that they're such fucking gentlemen such a point of pride.
In the words of the waiter in Booty Call, "Nigga, please."
We'll say this for our side: We might not be "civilized" -- or whatever -- but, by the same token, we recognize how futile is to suggest otherwise.
And that's just fine. Because as our man Pat Moynihan probably never said, All politics is ugly.
UPDATE: A link on from Atrios...Good Christ.
ANOTHER UPDATE: We can't get onto our own damn site and know relatively nothing about servers and such. The ship will right itself, no?
Oh, and please do toss us on your blogroll, if you don't mind. We're even more desperate for attention than Alicublog!
AH, BETTER NOW: Since you're here, please see Gubbins, the best writer south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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RE: In the words of the waiter in Booty Call, "Nigga, please."
What would have been wrong with a plain ol' "Puh-leeze"?
Leave off the "N-word" stuff.
Puh-leeze?
"what would have been wrong with a plain ol' puh-leeze"? It wouldn't have gotten the writer's point across as effectively. If playing language police is your bag, go hang out at Pandagon.
Point taken, anon., but "Booty Call" -- in all seriousness -- is one of my favorite movies. I suppose I should refrain from using the term "a fucking sea-donkey" as well?
Came here via Atrios. Looks like a good blog, but you do realize you misspelled your own blog's name in your banner graphic, right?
I know... my graphics friend is working on it...
anon-from-atrios: WTF? go back to pandagon!!!
Tristram Shandy was George Washington's favorite book.
To quote him,
"Founding fatha, please!"
(Or, alternately, "Founding babydaddy, please.")
ps: alternate subjectline for this article: "Jesus, Jeff, do you blow your dad with that mouth?"
nice to see all these visitors... as longtime readers, we're here to testify as to TS' zest for the language in all its forms, not to mention a lively intellect and wit, and above all, a refusal to be constrained by political correctness or conventional wisdom. it's why we visit tristRam (nitpickers!) shandy daily
Why all these shots at Pandagon? They have not, to my knowledge, gotten puritanical since Jesse left.
How about "Go back to The Anchoress, ya hoser!"?
Does that work?
Best regards from NY! »
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