Q: "Scott, Will You Be Jerking Off Tonight?" A: "I Can't Speculate on These Matters."

As The Journal kindly reminds us, the bastard was lying up to the very end:


Q: Scott, you're one of those visible members of the President's senior staff. Do you plan to stay on?


McClellan: Are you trying to tempt me here?


Q: Not at all.


McClellan: Look, I never speculate about personnel matters.


Q: "Personnel" or "personal" or both?


McClellan: Two years in this position is a long time, I'm very mindful of that. But, look, I never get into any of that speculation.


That was Monday.