VF to Coulter: "You ever dabbled in sodomy?"

Poor George Gurley. Ann Coulter's been cheating on him with George Wayne, who digs a little too deep in June's Vanity Fair:


G.W. And who is satisfying your basic instinct? Who's been performing sexual acts on Ann Coulter these days?


A.C. Well, thank you for respecting my constitutionally protected right to privacy, G.W.


G.W. C'mon, Ann. I don't know about you, but I am desperate for some.


A.C. I have suiters by the thousands, but no one is pulling ahead of the pack at the moment.


G.W. So you haven't been sampling the tackle from coast to coast?


A.C. No, I've pretty much only been sampling the Starbucks at airports.


G.W. You of all people shouldn't be shocked by this banter. You dated Bob Guccione's son, for Chrissake!


A.C. That was a long time ago.


G.W. You ever dabbled in sodomy?


A.C. In what?


G.W. You know.


A.C. Once again, I thank you for respecting my constitutionally protected right to privacy. What is this?


Of course, if you catch Ann at the right moment, say, at the Farmer’s Market on Fairfax -- well, she just may be a bit more pliable.