Your Daily Dose of Gubbins (2 Birds With 1 Stone Edition)

1. Um, ouch?


How bout carnation adding a new dark choc flavor to its instant-breakfast mix, which was a totally cool new product if you happened to be growing up in new England in the 70s."

Naturally, this sort of fangs-out approach to product criticism is why we read Gubbins. But holy shit, man! We suppose Nestle should just be grateful that Gubbins didn't put one of their flacks on a spit and rotisserie the fuck out of him (assheiswonttodoandweloveherforit).


2. The last link is priceless. Not altogether surprising, however, given Gubbins' tendency of late to sound like the Nation's editorial page (andweloveherforit). Frankly, it's these little molotovs of tasty goodness that make us such unconditional fans.


3. "back in the groove"? A Dylan reference -- be still our beating hearts!


TWISTED DOG WISDOM OF THE WEEK: "I'LL BE SENDING DOG KILLER SOME HOMEMADE CACOA DE PERRO (THAT'S SPANISH) IN A SMALL BROWN BIODEGRADABLE BAG."


*photo of Gubbins The Flack Killer courtesy of Nestle.